Just in case any of you get the bright idea to use two of your children’s handprints to make “kissing turkeys”, let me save you from making an extremely dumb mistake. It’s important that you remember that turkeys actually have beaks sticking out from the front of their faces, and you’ll want to leave room for the beaks between the two handprints. You do not want to overlap the thumbs of the handprints, because if you do, you’ll get…this…